Viagra/Cialis/Caverjet + posers

FOUND THIS ON THE NET:

I have to say I have this fantasy of how I'm one of the backstage workers who works the Mr. Olympia and the top NPC shows and I get to oil and tan the competitors down but my real fantasy has me slipping Viagra/Cialis into all the drinking water backstage that the competitors unknowingly drink from and then somehow (this is a fantasy guys!) I get a hold of all the competitor's posing trunks and secretly with a little snip of my scissors make little cuts into the side straps not even noticeable, but what happens is on stage, the men get boned up and one after the other, the straps snap and we have the men nude erect and embarrassed covering themselves off as cameras go off and video cameras capture the erotic display for all time posterity! LOL! you would think by now somewhere at some pro or NPC show that these tiny posers would have snapped off by now on stage! I guess those little side straps on these posers while only what 1/4 of an inch or even thinner are pretty damn strong!

One problem with that scenario: Viagra etc work AFTER you get the erotic thought. Yes, it is a turn on for some to be up there on the stage, but you're thinking about your posing, not getting pussy/ass/dick. You want a mass of hardons? Inject them with Caverjet while applying the Pro Tan.

or maybe this Caverjet ( which I've never heard of?) in my fantasy I would diabolically mixed it in with the Protan without their knowledge! oh what a kinky fantasy/story that would be!

Don't you think that the competitor might just notice that the guy putting on the tanning solution has just stuck the competitor's dick with a needle? Because that's where the Caverjet needles are stuck, isn't it?

the only thing "wrong" in my fantasy is that in reality when I watch my many, many Repetrope DVD's of the pump room action at these NPC shows, it's all women putting on the oil and the tanning stuff on the guys! back in the day during for instance the terry photos videos and the muscle video journal videos of competitions, you never saw any women doing this, or women backstage for that matter, it was the guys doing it themselves or having a fellow competitor helping them put on the oil and tanning stuff!

It must be tough for the straight guys to have a woman rubbing her hands all over his body. It's a wonder they all don't walk on-stage with raging hard-ons, isn't it? We need to have men like us "helping" out the competitors so they don't embarrass themselves by sportin' woodies (unless the competitor is gay, in which case he would need an ugly woman helping him....).

Has anyone actually seen a true boner on a bodybuilder in the gym or posing on stage? I mean a full erection where it is completely obvious and the guy is either proud or nervous?

unfortunately, no at least for me dude, some impressive swelling and some bulges due to the "cut" of the tiny posing suit, but no obvious standing at attention rock hard tenting out boner of any guy at a bodybuilding competition.

posers i wish i could wear onstage 06

"MAN'S VERY LOW ROCKET STRINGWITH BREAK-AWAYS,WHITE JUMBO MESH, LYCRA, UNLINED SIZE MEDIUM, 1/4"SIDESBACK STRING SLIDES, THIS SUIT WILL BE SEE-THRU,,,,NEW"

SOURCE: http://cgi.ebay.com/MANS-VERY-LOW-ROCKET-THONG-WHITE-JUMBO-MESH-MED-/200249451003?pt=US_CSA_MC_Swimwear&hash=item2e9fcc21fb

posers i wish i could wear onstage 05

"MAN'S DRAWSTRING MISSILE RED JUMBO MESH, ONE SIZE FITS MOST, IT WILL BE SEETHROUGH, NYLON LYCRA,,,,NEW"

SOURCE: http://cgi.ebay.com/MANS-DRAWSTRING-MISSE-RED-JUMBO-MESH-/190386053802?pt=US_CSA_MC_Swimwear&hash=item2c53e4a2aa

posers i wish i could wear onstage 04

SILVER LAME

"MAN'S AUSSIE MISSILE SPLIT POUCH , THONG BACK, SILVER LAME' NYLON LYCRA LAME', UNLINED, 1/4" SIDES.SIZE MEDIUM,,,,,,NEW"

SOURCE: http://cgi.ebay.com/MANS-AUSSIE-MISSILE-SPLIT-POUCH-THONG-SILVER-LAME-/190375331268?pt=US_CSA_MC_Swimwear&hash=item2c534105c4



RED CIRE, WET-LOOK
"MAN'S AUSSIE MISSILE SPLIT POUCH, RED CIRE' ( WET-LOOK, LYCRA SPANDEX, 1/4' sides,, BACK V ( 2 STRINGS SEWN TOGETHER FOR 3 ' ,TO FORM A V, unlined, size medium, the pouch is designed to be worn upright,,,,new"

SOURCE: http://cgi.ebay.com/MANS-AUSSIE-MISSILE-SPLIT-POUCH-RED-CIRE-WET-LOOK-/190405981902?pt=US_CSA_MC_Swimwear&hash=item2c5514b6ce

posers i wish i could wear onstage 03

"MAN'S LOW CUT THONG 5'HIGH, BLUE METALIC LAME,CLEAR SIDES WITH BREAKAWAYS, ADJUSTABLE, ONE SIZE FITS MOST, UNLINED,,,,NEW"

SOURCE: http://cgi.ebay.com/MANS-LOW-CUT-THONG-BLUE-METALIC-LAME-CLEAR-SIDES-/190431318770?pt=US_CSA_MC_Swimwear&hash=item2c569752f2

posers i wish i could wear onstage 02

"MAN'S 3D STRING, PEWTER LAME', 1/4'SIDES, STRING BACK WITH A DIP AND MINI RINGS,,SIZE SML 28'-30', ME 32'-34', LG 35'-36', XLG 37'-38',,,, NEW"

SOURCE: http://cgi.ebay.com/MANS-STRING-3D-POUCH-STRING-BACK-DIP-AND-MINI-RI-/190457689989?pt=US_CSA_MC_Swimwear&hash=item2c5829b785

posers i wish i could wear onstage 01

BLACK HOLOGRAM

"MAN'S STRING, AUSSIE MISSILE POUCH, BACK/ MULTICOLOR SPLASHES OF HOLOGRAM,, BACK SLIDES, THE STRING IS DESIGNED TO BE WORN IN AN UPRIGHT POSITION, 1/4" SIDES,SIZE MED, 32'-34',,,,NEW ,,,, 1 ONLY"

SOURCE: http://cgi.ebay.com/MANS-STRING-AUSSIE-MISSILE-BLACK-HOLOGRAM-ACSENT-/190499510096?pt=US_CSA_MC_Swimwear&hash=item2c5aa7d750

GOLD HOLOGRAM

"MAN'S AUSSIE MISSILE, GOLD HOLOGRAM,LYCRA SPANDEX, 1/4' BLACK STRINGS, SINGLE GOLD MINI RING BACK. THE POUCH IS DESIGNED TO BE WORN IN A VERTICAL POSITION, SIZE MED. 32'-34', 1 ONLY,,, NEW"

SOURCE: http://cgi.ebay.com/MANS-AUSSIE-MISSILE-GOLD-HOLOGRAM-SINGLEMINI-RIN-/110642955974?pt=US_CSA_MC_Swimwear&hash=item19c2d586c6

GREEN HOLOGRAM

"MAN'S VERY SEXY AUSSIE MISSILE STRING, GREEN HOLOGRAM, BLACK CIRE' STRINGS BACK V, THE POUCH IS DESIGNED TO BE WORN UPRIGHT, SIZE MED.32'-34' ,,,NEW 1 ONLY"

SOURCE: http://cgi.ebay.com/MANS-VERY-SEXY-AUSSIE-MISSILE-GREEN-HOLOGRAM-/190491051023?pt=US_CSA_MC_Swimwear&hash=item2c5a26c40f