POSERS

i read this blog regularly and in the latest post, titled: MUSCLE PIC COLLECTION #11 - MUSCLE FREAKS & CO (http://muscleaddictuk.blogspot.com/2012/09/muscle-pic-collection-11-muscle-freaks.html) and this part caught my attention:

" #2. POSING TRUNKS 

I fucking LOVE posing trunks!! Bright, shiny, tiny, sticky, sweaty posing trunks clinging to/getting gobbled/swallowed up by a huge pair of fuck off juicy glutes. WOOF!! Trunks so outrageously bright and shiny you need sunglasses to look directly at them…posers with straps thinner than fucking dental floss which look like they’re about to snap at any given moment to reveal the bare huge freaky hard striated ass of the muscle beast! I also fucking HATE it when guys were those velvety trunks. Whoever is responsible for creating those should be fucking SHOT. They’ve gotta be that shiny sticky wet look material and they’ve got to be shiny as shit, paper thin and look about three sizes too small. SLURP!!

Favourite posing trunk colours: Lime green (nasty and tacky), bright genie green, bright baby metallic blue, wet look black, silver, the colour of the owners national flag (outrageous), shiny as shit GOLD *bites fist*!"

AND, i wrote a response to him:

"MUSCLE ADDICT:

love your posting about posers and i have to confess that it's one of the reasons why i started working out years ago - and my mantra then and today remains the same: MASSIVELY MAXED-OUT MUSCLE IN UBER MINIMAL POSERS = ME!

like you, i find "Bright, shiny, tiny, sticky, sweaty posing trunks clinging to/getting gobbled/swallowed up by a huge pair of fuck off juicy glutes. WOOF!!" - and especially so these days, when the back of the posers are either seamed or gathered! and not only should the back of the posers appear to disappear into one's buttcrack, the front of the posers - the pouch - needs to be equally minimal - cupping one's genitals and nothing else! and the word "ENCAPSULATE" comes to mind, which most dictionaries define as "to enclose in or as if in a capsule" - which s what i feel 100 percent is what the pouch of one's posers needs to do and nothing else!

and you are so right in saying that "Trunks so outrageously bright and shiny you need sunglasses to look directly at them" - my personal belief is that the more outrageous brighter colors gives me the edge over my fellow competitors, it draws attention to me and in a contest, that's one of the psychological tools i use to set myself apart from the rest of the pack! is it an unfair edge? DAMN RIGHT it is - and i am always flabbergasted that most bodybuilders do not understand this concept, even at the PRO level!

and yes, "posers with straps thinner than fucking dental floss which look like they’re about to snap at any given moment to reveal the bare huge freaky hard striated ass of the muscle beast!" - which unfortunately in recent contest, we are not seeing as much of! there seems to be trend to go for sides that are one inch or more - which i feel is ludicrous, as it restricts the bodybuilder from properly showing off ALL of his hard work! i am with you - posers need to be two dental floss like sides connecting a very abbreviated isosceles triangle for the back (preferably seamed down the middle and gathered as well) and the pouch should look like a codpiece and nothing else!

and as to your gripe about "those velvety trunks" - you are so on mark with that and i totally concur with your statement that "Whoever is responsible for creating those should be fucking SHOT" - shot and decapitated and quartered! the fabric is so bulky, not to mention that it reminds me of curtains and ballgowns - and they have no place onstage at any bodybuilding show!

and again you've hit the nail on the head - "They’ve gotta be that shiny sticky wet look material and they’ve got to be shiny as shit, paper thin and look about three sizes too small. SLURP!!" - if only more bodybuilders read your blog, there would an epiphany in the bodybuilding world!

and now on to your fav colors "Lime green (nasty and tacky)" - which i totally concur with, the vibrancy of the color serves to both compliment and complement the deep darkness of one's tan, as well as shows off one's musculature to the fullest!

so i thought i would share with you some pics...

here's an older pair of my lime green posers:

and here's a bonus pic: